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+alias: Turn on all lights when all accelerometers move
+trigger:
+  - platform: state
+    entity_id: binary_sensor.office_cabinet_door_motion
+    to: 'on'
+condition:
+  condition: and
+  conditions:
+    - condition: state
+      entity_id: binary_sensor.front_door_motion
+      state: 'on'
+    - condition: state
+      entity_id: binary_sensor.slider_motion
+      state: 'on'
+    - condition: state
+      entity_id: binary_sensor.master_bedroom_window_motion
+      state: 'on'
+    - condition: state
+      entity_id: binary_sensor.dining_area_window_motion
+      state: 'on'
+    - condition: state
+      entity_id: binary_sensor.office_window_motion
+      state: 'on'
+action:
+  - service: scene.turn_on
+    entity_id:
+      - scene.da_bright
+      - scene.lr_bright
+      - scene.office_bright
+      - scene.ericks_desk_lamp_relax
+      - scene.master_bedroom_bright
+      - scene.master_bath_bright
+      - scene.balcony_bright
+  - service: notify.jabber
+    data:
+      message: 'MAYBE AN EARTHQUAKE?!? ALL ACCELEROMETERS ARE ACTIVE.'