diff --git a/eth-amp-analytics-wp.php b/eth-amp-analytics-wp.php
index 342d193b6fbce1b9fcc14e1313f2eefed5b48122..6d6680a9017ce6cd08f71e3fade1462c41a5fc7a 100644
--- a/eth-amp-analytics-wp.php
+++ b/eth-amp-analytics-wp.php
@@ -39,6 +39,17 @@ class ETH_AMP_Analytics_WP {
 		return self::$instance;
 	}
 
+	/**
+	 * Dummy magic methods
+	 */
+	public function __clone() {_doing_it_wrong( __FUNCTION__, __( 'Cheatin’ huh?', 'eth-amp-analytics-wp' ), '0.1' ); }
+	public function __wakeup() { _doing_it_wrong( __FUNCTION__, __( 'Cheatin’ huh?', 'eth-amp-analytics-wp' ), '0.1' ); }
+	public function __isset( $key ) { _doing_it_wrong( __FUNCTION__, __( 'Cheatin’ huh?', 'eth-amp-analytics-wp' ), '0.1' ); }
+	public function __get( $key ) { _doing_it_wrong( __FUNCTION__, __( 'Cheatin’ huh?', 'eth-amp-analytics-wp' ), '0.1' ); }
+	public function __set( $key, $value ) { _doing_it_wrong( __FUNCTION__, __( 'Cheatin’ huh?', 'eth-amp-analytics-wp' ), '0.1' ); }
+	public function __unset( $key ) { _doing_it_wrong( __FUNCTION__, __( 'Cheatin’ huh?', 'eth-amp-analytics-wp' ), '0.1' ); }
+	public function __call( $name = '', $args = array() ) { unset( $name, $args ); return null; }
+
 	/**
 	 * Class properties
 	 */